Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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