school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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