question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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