Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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