what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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