I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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