we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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