this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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