He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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