ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We are two peas in an std pod
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I woke up under a house in Key West
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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