HIV tests are more positive than that guy
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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