Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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