David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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