Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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