morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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