You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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