is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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