god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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