Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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