super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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