Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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