I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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