Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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