I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
How external is "for external use only"?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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