You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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