I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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