i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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