I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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