I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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