i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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