she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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