are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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