Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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