But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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