Dual....:-)
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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