haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There r osticjed everywhere
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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