After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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