I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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