sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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