i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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