To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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