he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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