I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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