You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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