But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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