This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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