Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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