sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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