No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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