as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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