question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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