I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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