Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
then he tried to convert me to islam
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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