Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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