thus making me awesome and them whores
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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